Wear Your Seat: For Those Who Want To Look Back-Pregnant
I stole the back-pregnant line from Shiny Shiny. I think it was the most hilarious thing I've read in weeks. Also, this is the most hilarious thing I've seen in weeks.

Not only will you have the luxury of being able to sit comfortably wherever you like, but you can also look like the dumbest TMNT fan! Good idea, bad execution, a designer should be fired.

